Speed Week Sentences - Week 12

It was run hilarious forest run.  - by Ben

Jeff was a cool, witty donut stirfry. - by Jackson

My elf did something very silly today. - by Kiara

Speed Week Sentences - Week 11

When I look in the mirror it is not attractive. - by Adam

That happy Kiara is lovely. - by Raina

Lovely panda ate some awesome bamboo. - by Cole

Speed Week Sentences - Week 10

I am extremely depressed because I'm at school. -  by Ethan

Trump, the clown, was sad. - by Josh

I was truly miserable when my dog died. - by Katie M.

Speed Week Sentences - Week 9

I feel joyful today. - by Vayda

Having fun feels joyful. - by Neve

The turtle was cheerful because he smiled. - by Sage

Speed Week Sentences - Week 8

I snickered at a clown. - by Ryan

The crazy bunny chuckled super, super hard. - by Abby

I bellowed at Ethan's hilarious jokes! - by Keegan

Speed Week Sentences - Week 6

The car was huge. - by Brody

I love great pink and purple unicorns. - by Katie

We are planning to build a huge tree fort with a zipline - yay! - by Anthony

Speed Week Sentences - Week 7

Trump is not sharp. - by Gus

Mr. M. is one clever man. - by Kiara

Mr. M is a genius. - by Gabi

Speed Week Sentences - Week 5

Mr. M's coolness level is not tiny!!! - by Griffin

The mini doughnut rolled into my belly. - by Kaden

The happy two puppies are teeny. - by Raina

Speed Week Sentences - Week 4

I marched to the ice cream truck.  - by Eric

Creepy clowns strolled everywhere. - by Savannah

I quickly marched outside. -  by Nixon

Speed Week Sentences - Week 3

Five happy donuts raced to my hungry belly. - by Jackson

I said run, Forest... he raced. - by Ben

John Cena raced into the ring and won. - by Josh

Speed Week Sentences - Week 2

That was a terrific breakfast burrito! - by Aiden

I truly have great friends. - by Katie M.

I have a sick, awesome hockey team. - by Carter

Speed Week Sentences - Week 1

For our first Speed Week Sentence we had to use the word "nice" and then change it to a more descriptive word.  See if you can figure out which word used to be "good" in our top 3 sentences below, as voted by the students.


Amazing Mexico is such a beautiful, fun place. - by Cole

Amazing Mr.M is always kind. - by Olivia

Hobo Joe is really stinky and kind. - by Adam

Speed Week Sentences - Week 36

"I put your TV this way because it's a free country, and you're paralyzed' right?" - by Griffin

"Sirrrrrrrrrrrr, your Teeeee Veeeeeeeeeeee isssszzzz outdated, and it is also sidewayyyyys!" - by Kyle

"Dude who's going to fix the tv, and your kinda fat?" - by Tori

"Hey man, do you now what's wrong with the TV, and hurry up, Ellen is coming on." - by Sydney

Speed Week Sentences - Week 35

"Hey, what are you doing, and while you're back there, could you give me a haircut?" - by Katie

"Don't you even lay a finger on my chicken nuggets, or else I'll turn you into monkey nuggets." - by Ethan

"Have you been eating fast food lately, and ow!... cheese burger." -by Lanny

Speed Week Sentences - Week 34

"Help John! I thought they were sugar cubes, but I was wrong - oh, so wrong." - by Elly

"The John Cena fish is taking me, and he is turning me in to fishy nuggets." - by Griffin

"No, no, it's the fisher people again, and watch out, it's Fish Cena!" - by Nate

Speed Week Sentences - Week 33

"The barrel of monkeys - when did they come to life, but they look like little crazy 8 figurines." - by Tyler

"This is creepy, but wait, it is a nightmare." - by Keegan

"Bob, why aren't the kids sleeping, but wait, they don't sound like kids." - by Rylie

Speed Week Sentences - Week 32

"Hey, bill, get over here, or I will die." - by Ben

''Excuse me, I'm not learning anything, and by the way you're fat.'' - by Olivia

"Bob, again, what do you want, and Peter, stop falling off your chair." - by Sydney

Speed Week Sentences - Week 31

Fat man fell down the stairs and the other fat man was angry. - by Lanny

"Joe, I thought we practiced our routine, but I guess you forgot again." - by Tori

"Hey Bob, look at how much room there is, or maybe you're just fat." - by Nate

Speed Week Sentences - Week 30

"I have no food, no water, no anything, but I at least I have my rock." - by Emma

"I am very hungry, so i'm going to eat you - very sorry. Um num num num." - by Ryan

As the predator stalks its prey, but - OH! EW! - when it gets closer it smells farts. - by Elly

Speed Week Sentences - Week 29

"Come on guys do you remember our plan, but if not we go in and eat that newspaper." - by Kathryn

"Knock, knock!, and now all we have to do is knock him out." - by Luke

"On bawk go, go, go, but hey why aren't you going and where's Chicken Cena?" - by Griffin

Speed Week Sentences - Week 28

"Go on, touch it, 'cuz I ain't gonna do it."- by Morgan

"What is this thing... oh look there is a block of cheese, but wait there is a spring."  - by Ethan

"Doo-dee-doo-isnay gramma, you go first, but the cheese-sigh-I know I'm gonna regret this but-chomp-snap-sqeak. - by Lake

Speed Week Sentences - Week 27

"So it turns out you have a rare condition called 'stuck', and it is technically impossible to unstuck you." - by Katie

Dr. BeachDehWhale said, "HOW SHOULD I BE ABLE TO HELP YOU, I', BeCAUSE I'M A PHYSICIST, NOT A DOCTOR!!!" - by Kyle

"So my prediction is that you broke your arm and you are attached, so take your paper to the front desk, please." - by Juliana

Speed Week Sentences - Week 26

"Did we scare the man, or did he pass out?" - by Keegan

"Lets see... bug spray, match box-ugh, well, I hate to say it, but I bet Yogi is having better luck than us." - by Lake

"I was just taking a picture, but I should have painted a picture." - by Rylie

Speed Week Sentences - Week 25

It was at this moment the man knew, although he smelled like feces, he was a goner. - by Elly

"I just need a picture, but NO the camera is too loud!" - by Emma

"Poof! This is not the place I wanted to go, thank God, and the lions are not sleeping any more." - by Nate

"Yay, I took a picture, and now they're all looking at me." - by Olivia

Speed Week Sentences - Week 20

"Hey, why was there meow-sic down the hall, but wait, that's my favourite song!!!" - by Tyler

"I wish I could go inside the house, and oh I just want to eat!" - by Kathryn

John Cena's cat stared longingly out the window, and then a dog told it about the holy microwave of popcorn. - by Kyle

Speed Week Sentences - Week 22

The cave man said "Ooga chaga, ooga chaga," as he swung the club at the falling T-Rex - by Sydney

"That's supper, so come on, people, go get it - I did the first step." - by Morgan

"Aaahh! Not the rock again, and what is that dinosaur doing running into that tree?" - by Luke

Speed Week Sentences - Week 23

 
"I'M NOT DEAD, SO STOP THE FUNERAL!" screamed grandpa Oldesdirt. - Kyle
"Surprise it's your birthday, but wait where's the cake John?" - Juliana
"I can not believe you thought I was dead, and why am I in a big hot tub?" - Emma
"What? I am hungry, also it was tasty." - Ben

Speed Week Sentences - Week 24

"Ahh, these dumb fish won't get off, and my mom was right - my project failed!" - by Tori

"Oh my gosh - help me - I'm living in my grandma's basement, and the flying fish are attacking me." - by Katie

"Ahhha get these piranhas off of me, and they are all escaping - I'm gonna be eaten alive."- by Ethan

Speed Week Sentences - Week 21

"When the people go down we can eat them, although they could go through." - by Griffin

"I dare you to go down the slide, so I'll give you 5 bucks." - by Ryan

"It's going to get stuck, and nice web." - by Lanny

Speed Week Sentences - Week 19

"WOW! This is a great house, but it's a little crazy." - by Rylie

"There is a fat flying monster out side, and O dear Lord please tell me he ate George". - by Lake

"I am the balloon, and I am going to eat you." - by Nate

"I can't get in the house, but if I try I can." - by Tori

Speed Week Sentences - Week 18

"If you have the chicken pox, eat this wonderful and awesome soup." - by Ethan

"Here you go honey, and I used a bit of dad." - by Griffin

"There is a bird and he can fly, and he's got soup that I would fry.  - by Juliana

Speed Week Sentences - Week 17

Attempt # 2.



"Look at this lobster - I got it today, and it is dead." - by Ben

"What on earth have you brought me, and the worst part about it is you call it food!" - by Sydney

"What is that thing, because it does not look like food!" - by Olivia

Speed Week Sentences - Week 16

Speed Week Sentences have evolved.  We are now given the task of writing a sentence for a given Far Side comic.  Then, when revising, we are to write a second sentence, join it to the first with a conjunction word, and add adjectives and adverbs to improve our sentence.  Here are the results from our first attempt at this.



"This is a rocket, but it sucks." - Lanny

"I have created a rocket, but it does not look like the picture!" - Morgan

"Why does our rocket look so weird, and why is it crooked?" - Keegan

Speed Week Sentences - Week 15

This is the last week that we will be doing SWS in this format. Next week the students will be given a comic picture and will have to write a caption for it. This week, they were expected to use the word "said" and then change it to a more descriptive word.

The boy shouted that he jumps on books.  - by Ryan

Yesterday she shouted, "PIGS ARE VERY AWESOME!" - by Elly

Griffin truly asked, ''Why does Emma like wonderful cheese?'' - by Katie

Speed Week Sentences - Week 14

For our first SWS of the New Year, students had to use the word "laughed" in their sentence. After revising, they were to have a more descriptive alternate for "laughed" and some added adjectives/adverbs. Here are this week's top vote-getters.

I giggled at the very,very humorous joke! - by Keegan

People chuckled at me. - by Luke

He giggled when his clever dog read a book. - by Emma