"I'm a dumb goose that kills people, so don't get close!" - by Jackson
"Hey kid, don't you ... ohhh, I get it, and you don't want to play with a duck." - by Savannah
"Jaws of steal mwahaha, now I will happily devour you. - by Raina
"Mom help I'm getting chased, but what kind of duck is that?" - by Vayda