Old Elderly Higgins taught the buttbacked kids about mutated foxes, and the fat kids ate it afterwards. - by Cooper
Eggbert, Pigbert, and Tutu decided to eat, but they realized they're eating prehistoric poop! - by Violet
The three really different kids were learning how to eat grapes, but then the big big boy with a big, big stomach realized it was a big, big really different eggplant. - by Colton
"Excuse me, I'm here to fix your nasty old lady hair, but why does it look like a wrinkly baboon butt?" - by Emily P.
They were looking at Mrs. Longjohn and said, "mom, she has no eyes like you." - by Wylie
Mr. Skib came to Gram Gram's house, and Gram Gram Jr. and Gram Gram Jr. Jr. were very scared of fat, ugly Mr. Skib. - by Jace
The wrinkly elder told important information that toilets flush backward in Africa. - by Violet
The little guys were making fun of the big guy, and they were saying "we are family, even though you are fatter than me." - by Jake J.
The shriveled up California raisin/snake was a grandpa, and the snakes looked at the groch broch guy funny. - by Beckham
The kids were throwing rotting lemons at a coloured house, and then they got in trouble. - by Brooke
The clash clans were about to win because they had a rainbow rare Charizard. - by Brett
The huge vikings were bombing the tiny Miaoms until the Miaoms turned into massive BOWLING BALLS. - by Charlie
The super weird thing was lying down in weird sand, and little did he know that was quick sand. - by Jersey
"I definitely totally didn't die eighteen million years ago, but how am I so cool?" - by Kenzie
The three frogs killed the dumb men but they used poison arrows. - by Senon
"You know I saw a movie about hunters hunting moose and die a target on them, but good thing we're not moose." - by Zach
"Why is there a giant target on my big belly, and why are we only standing on two legs?" - by Jana
The weird, skinny deer dude finally meets his long lost brother, Bobby, and he's chubby like his black and white baby pictures. -Hungzey [Emily H.]
