S.W.S. - Week 33

 

"Trespassers beware, so stop peeing in the bush and get off my lawn." - by Riggs

"So WHO'S the scary one with the slippers NOW, because it's DEFINITELY not you." - by Ezzeldin

Once upon a time, a big huge dude named Doofa hit a dude, and he got large towering gigantic karma. - by Charlie

S.W.S. - Week 32

 

They found a small boat and the two fat men said "Hey look, a fishing kit is in the boat!" - by Mack

"Don't run over the chubby, happy potato, and he's Bartholomule of Sandwich" - by Skyla

Dumbert the huge dog is stuck on a floatation device, but no one actually liked rizzless Dumbert! - by Violet

S.W.S. - Week 31

Ballerina Cappuccino blamed it on Tung tung tung tung tung tung Sahor, but little did they know it was Tralalello Tralala and Chimpanzini Bananini that sabotaged them. - by Wylie

Doug, the super juicy dummy, pressed the wrong button, and he crashed Dingus Air Lines!!!!!!!!!!!! - by Violet

I told you, Jim Bob, the weight limit was 2000 pounds, but what would I expect from you lousy pea brain  scoundrel.- by Zach

S.W.S. - Week 30

 

The goat accidently mistook the aliens as peaches, and it took a huge bite out of their butt!!!! - by Violet

The butt dudes are invading the earth, and the goat dude is going to break their ship. - by Gabe

The little guys were getting bullied for their butt bellies, and they had to go home for plastic surgery.  - by Cooper

The giant buts are super scary, and they're soon going to take over the world. - by Wyatt

S.W.S. - Week 29

 

The fat cows are waiting to get dinner, and the cows are very hungry. - by Mack

They are eating meat, and all the cows are watching him. - by Jamie

"This is what happens when you betray us, and you deserve it, Johnny - you deserve it!" - by Colby

S.W.S. - Week 28

 

The smirking dog dumped the wine out because he didn't have any where to let it go.  - by Gavin

The pretty, pink princess was turned into an ugly dog, and now she has to serve her dog family. - by Madi

The weird dog is giving the boombastic side eye, and grandma is baking prison food and drinks! - by Owen H.

S.W.S. - Week 27

 

It seems the talkative birds definitely don't know when to go, and I agree, actually, you can. - by Ezzeldin

Tom and Jerry were having a party, and they didn't invite Garry and Larry - by Skyla

The homeless Harolds were begging the big Johnsons for 5 big booms, but they were to busy yapping like vgwrzytrvjdnnyrsj. - by Beckham

S.W.S. - Week 26

 

They got the tools to fix the TV, but not to fix their five broken necks. - by Gabe

They're not watching MTV - they're watching WTV, because the shows on WTV are way better. - by Owen L.

The grandma broke her old rusty TV, but it was going to cost her 2 M dollars. - by Brooke

S.W.S. - Week 25

 

The idiotic, flatulent, spying birds are back in the game, but stalking old grammies will only get them disqualified. - by Riggs

There are two birds on a tree and one bird is looking in binoculars. - by Anna

Two birds are just chilling out on the tree, and they are spying on the country on the tree. - by Jujhar

S.W.S. - Week 24

 

The hungry, fat grandma tried fasting, but she got too hungry to handle. - by Wyatt

Miss Chubby Cheeks really likes her dad's meatloaf, until it exploded straight into her fat chubby cheeks.   - by Charlie

Is this Queso's grandma, and how is she going to eat all of that? - by Colby

S.W.S. - Week 23

 

Einstein calls himself a super juicy brilliant person but he can't solve an extremely simple equation!!!!! - by Violet

That lady looks like Shrek, but he looks like not so skibidi Lord Farquaad. - by Beckham

Wyatt and Wylie thought they were smart monkeys, but can't you just use a computer? - by Zach

I have no clue what is happening right now, so let's just say don't do whatever he's doing right now.  - by Madi

S.W.S. - Week 22

 

The orange striped cat decided to roll over and die, because the math was way too hard. - by Wylie

Goofy Garfield's two other brothers were acting dead because they saw fat Gavin in the doorway. - by Cooper

"FBI - open up - you are very lazy, bad cats and you're going to jail!" - by Kenzie

There are some bad "criminals" who broke in, but they are just some mysterious, naughty, brave cats! - by Elena

S.W.S. - Week 20

Is it a small eagle? Also no, it is a person getting hit by some weird thing! - by Ezzeldin

 

"Jerry, stop hitting yourself in the face, but can I quickly hit you in the face?" - by Gabriel

The caveman had a stick plunger on his face, and ouch that looks like it hurts.- by Mack

 

S.W.S. - Week 19

 

There are 2 people running from some friendly sharks, and the sharks don't know why the people are running away.  - by Colby

The water must be very dark, because they did not see the bad, annoying sharks. - by Kenzie

Today the 3 sharks were trying to bite the people's legs, but they ran really fast to shore. - by Brooke

Looks like the sharks are scaring them, also the beachball is scaring the sharks. - by Gavin

S.W.S. - Week 18

This comic looks like our class, but not really because they're sitting nicely and quietly.  - by Madi

Mr. M. the dog is teething, and also yelling at Owen H. - by Owen H.

Today the grumpy grey dog is teaching the class bones, and the brave white dogs are always listening at their desks. - by Elena

 

S.W.S. - Week 17

 

"Why can't viruses just start in the summer, and my carrot nose makes my mask look like a party hat." - by Riggs

Jim Bob found the dead body, yet it was too late, but I kinda like his man bun. - by Zach

Snowman 1 is acting as a penguin, and he said, "I'm a penguin, lol penguin". - by Owen L.

S.W.S. - Week 16

"Oh very poor poor reindeer, but I really think Santa did it."- by Charlie

Blitzen is really mad at dumb Rudolph, because hunting season is definitely next week. - by Wylie

Rudolph killed all of the reindeer, and he is sitting on a comfy chair relaxing. - by Anna

S.W.S. - Week 15 (Choose)

For week 15 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "choose". They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "choose" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives. After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Super Subdub surprisingly selects saggy, succulent sap. - by Cooper

Chubs the mega hairy chubster picks between Chubs Jr. or Chubs Jr. Jr.!!! - by Violet

Beckham picks skibidi as his 2nd favourite descriptive word. - by Beckham

S.W.S. - Week 14 (find)

For week 14 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "find". They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "find" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives. After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Phineas and Ferb can't devise Perry the Platypus outside. - by Owen L.

I hate to locate gross, weird, happy bugs. - by Brooke

I located my pink, black and green watch. - by Jamie

I find that it is so close to Christmas. - by Gavin