S.W.S. - Week 35

 

"I had a weird human walk on me, so you better be careful, dummies". - by Ebanehita

"This is our good castle, and we happily make the rules." - by Paisley

''We finally arrived at the pool party, but wait... I think the GPS made a wrong turn..." - by Taven

S.W.S. - Week 34

 

"I'll give you this land for 500 bird seeds, but not until we finish the guts from him." - by Taven

All the eagles are licking the giant, and they are giving him a massage. - by Mike

The weird little Keira birds came to have wonderful lunch, but they did not realize it was rhino Mr. M. - by Anna

S.W.S. - Week 33

"It worked, it worked, on Monday at 5:30, and now we are famous!"  - by Hadley

Gramma was asked to mow the lawn, but they did not know Dassen cursed a chair. - by Victor

The Simpsons found their couch, and it was getting stolen by Humpty Dumpty. - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 32

 

"Here is your luxury, best quality hotel, visitors!", but it wasn't really a best quality room... - by Elena

"A new barn to cut us up four humans who eat us, and grandma, were you even listening?" - by Parker

"Oh hello this new house, but it's luxury, eh?" - by Manoviraj

S.W.S. - Week 31

"Kids the awesome babysitter is here, and come play." - by Paisley

Mr. Grinch went knocking at every door and said, ''Little pigs, let me in", but the people of Chubbytown did not. - by Taven

"Can I live in your small basement, mom, and can I eat your flaming hot Cheetos?" - by Owen

S.W.S. - Week 30

 

Weirdest Mr. M. was riding a magical unicorn, and he broke his neck falling off the magical unicorn. - by Anna

"Hey, Big Bob, can you pass me the brain, and make it extra, extra smart." - by Everly

Old Frankenstein is in a frankenhospital, and he needs a big frankensurgery. - by Ezzeldin

S.W.S. - Week 29

 

The little, fat Japanese guy was eating some ramen, but he was too chubby to eat it. - by Brody

"I need to speak to a manager ASAP, since there's a fly in my chicken noodle soup". - by Mack

Bob was analyzing his spoon, and then the pepper showed up.  - by Everett

The serious, picky man said, "Did you put any old poison in here...?", but the man would still not eat the soup! - by Elena

S.W.S. - Week 28

 

"Hey guys, just stop - Donald Trump is too heavy, and I quit anyway." - by Nash

This man was getting pulled, and the person getting pulled was a noob. - by Mike

"What's up silly cowboy" said the robber, but he didn't know that he was really cooked. - by Ebanehita

S.W.S. - Week 27

 

Grammy invited some decapitated drunkies over, but the micro cat wanted to run away to Sabrina Carpenter. - by Jujhar

"Hey, Mary, don't touch amazing Fluffy, because she is very sick." - by Amy

The double chin family was cat sitting Mrs. Long Nose, but she was the walking dead. - by Brody

 "So how'd the babysitting go with Franky, and I hope he wasn't that bad today."  - by Braden

S.W.S. - Week 26

 

Double chin wanted aura, but Mr. and Mrs. Groopeypoopy were not laughing at the fat boy. - by Gavin

BOB stop it its my turn, and i don't like you - by Austyn

Hey do you like this weird bird, 'cause you look like oogly moogly foogly bird. - by Keira

S.W.S. - Week 25

 

"Hey everyone hide if you do not want to die, because his one eye is deadly." - by Hadley

All the boys were playing instruments, but one was learning how to have a triple chin. - by Victor

Old one-eye Joe is going into a bar in Mexico for a goofy hat, so he can fit in. - by Parker

S.W.S. - Week 24

"Hey, I want your expired mayo, so I'll trade my precious shovel from 1923 for it." - by Jujhar

"All done - I buried him, but can I have some mayo?" - by Austyn

"Hey what are we digging for again, ooh but aren't we digging for a body in the huge hill?"- by Keira

 

S.W.S. - Week 23

 

The hungry deer are having lunch, but the other deer is getting shot in the stomach. - by Ebanehita

"What's that red target on your chest, dude, and and now that I think about it a second time, it's a hunter's mark ... aaahhhh!" - by Braden

The deer were talking, and one had a double chin. - by Everett

The huge sus-looking deer from 99 nights in the forest got their bibs on, but what were those huge red circles for...? - by Taven

S.W.S. - Week 22

 

The evidence was too strong for innocent Goldilocks' case, and so he put it in the neighbour's yard.  - by Owen

I was cleaning out my room, and I had to get rid of all my stuff. - by Amy

A man crashed in the forest, and a bear started playing. - by Mike

S.W.S. - Week 21

 

Cell mate number 61 dug into the block buster sea, but then Mr. Bigfat Double Chin drowned every one. - by Brody

"Dig, brother, dig, and I can see your undies." - by Nash

The fish were trying to catch food, and the people were trying to catch them. - by Paisley

S.W.S. - Week 20

 

Crazy Mr. M. was laying on the floor, and he did not know that a bunch of little Amys would come to attack. - by Anna

Fat frog met mossy frog, but Giant moustache Patrick's humongous belly jiggled like Santa Claus while they jumped. - by Taven

I was taking a nap and frogs attacked me on the weekend at 2:30 pm. - by Amy

S.W.S. - Week 19

The Wendigo broke into the house last night because he wanted to sleep in the cozy bed. - by Mack

Insane Mr. M. was trying to sleep, but the weird dog would not leave him alone! - by Anna

The dog was trying to get help, and he didn't get help and he fell and died... yay! - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 18

 

"Don't...do...it...just...don't...do...it...but...DO...IT...NOW...!" - by Ezzeldin

The insane Mr. M. thought he could hide his third arm, but Victor obviously had to be the one to pull it off. - by Anna

OMG, how are there brainrotted, chicken-nippled, sussybacked aliens in the sky, but we have to get away from them. - by Manoviraj

S.W.S. - Week 17

 

Everett's cousin was teaching the buddy back family how to hunt mini, fast dragons, but daddy pig's monstrous double chin was jiggling. - by Gavin

"See this is your little pet, but it smells like lasagna." - by Everly

The grumpy guy said, ''This is not what you should bring home'' and the kids said, '' Ah oh okay.'' - by Elena

S.W.S. - Week 16

 

"Hi, I am a doctor, and I can take the stinky tape off you." - by Manoviraj

Mr. M. shouted, "676767" at 67 o'clock. - by Mike

The annoying doc, John, said "Jimmy is fine, but he fell down the basement." - by Ebanehita

S.W.S. - Week 15 (laughed)

For week 15 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "laughed".  They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "laughed" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives.  After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Mr. Bob cackled at a plain, white wall at 2am. - by Elena

Brody roared 67 times in the morning. - by Everett

I always roared at Amy on Monday. - by Everly

My brother giggled so hard he got a bloody nose. - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 14 (said)

For week 14 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "said".  They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "said" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives.  After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Everett shouted loudly on Monday at 3 pm. - by Taven

 - by Parker

Elena called her cat Cookie Monster on  Monday. - by Paisley