Did Queso just eat that old man's insides of that guy, and why am I talking about Queso? - by Colby
The fat lady sat on her husband, and her fat husband got flattened. - by Anna
The boy got flattened by the sun, and the old lady absolutely didn't care about the poor boy. - by Jujhar
Saggy, dumb Burt melted, because the Earth over-rotated. - by Cooper