S.W.S. - Week 23

 

The hungry deer are having lunch, but the other deer is getting shot in the stomach. - by Ebanehita

"What's that red target on your chest, dude, and and now that I think about it a second time, it's a hunter's mark ... aaahhhh!" - by Braden

The deer were talking, and one had a double chin. - by Everett

The huge sus-looking deer from 99 nights in the forest got their bibs on, but what were those huge red circles for...? - by Taven

S.W.S. - Week 22

 

The evidence was too strong for innocent Goldilocks' case, and so he put it in the neighbour's yard.  - by Owen

I was cleaning out my room, and I had to get rid of all my stuff. - by Amy

A man crashed in the forest, and a bear started playing. - by Mike

S.W.S. - Week 21

 

Cell mate number 61 dug into the block buster sea, but then Mr. Bigfat Double Chin drowned every one. - by Brody

"Dig, brother, dig, and I can see your undies." - by Nash

The fish were trying to catch food, and the people were trying to catch them. - by Paisley

S.W.S. - Week 20

 

Crazy Mr. M. was laying on the floor, and he did not know that a bunch of little Amys would come to attack. - by Anna

Fat frog met mossy frog, but Giant moustache Patrick's humongous belly jiggled like Santa Claus while they jumped. - by Taven

I was taking a nap and frogs attacked me on the weekend at 2:30 pm. - by Amy

S.W.S. - Week 19

The Wendigo broke into the house last night because he wanted to sleep in the cozy bed. - by Mack

Insane Mr. M. was trying to sleep, but the weird dog would not leave him alone! - by Anna

The dog was trying to get help, and he didn't get help and he fell and died... yay! - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 18

 

"Don't...do...it...just...don't...do...it...but...DO...IT...NOW...!" - by Ezzeldin

The insane Mr. M. thought he could hide his third arm, but Victor obviously had to be the one to pull it off. - by Anna

OMG, how are there brainrotted, chicken-nippled, sussybacked aliens in the sky, but we have to get away from them. - by Manoviraj

S.W.S. - Week 17

 

Everett's cousin was teaching the buddy back family how to hunt mini, fast dragons, but daddy pig's monstrous double chin was jiggling. - by Gavin

"See this is your little pet, but it smells like lasagna." - by Everly

The grumpy guy said, ''This is not what you should bring home'' and the kids said, '' Ah oh okay.'' - by Elena

S.W.S. - Week 16

 

"Hi, I am a doctor, and I can take the stinky tape off you." - by Manoviraj

Mr. M. shouted, "676767" at 67 o'clock. - by Mike

The annoying doc, John, said "Jimmy is fine, but he fell down the basement." - by Ebanehita

S.W.S. - Week 15 (laughed)

For week 15 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "laughed".  They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "laughed" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives.  After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Mr. Bob cackled at a plain, white wall at 2am. - by Elena

Brody roared 67 times in the morning. - by Everett

I always roared at Amy on Monday. - by Everly

My brother giggled so hard he got a bloody nose. - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 14 (said)

For week 14 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "said".  They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "said" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives.  After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:

Everett shouted loudly on Monday at 3 pm. - by Taven

 - by Parker

Elena called her cat Cookie Monster on  Monday. - by Paisley