S.W.S. - Week 38

 

Mrs. Long Hair was doing roll call, until one person said "juicy chicken mcpickle nugget". - by Jujhar

"So this is how creepy horror movie monsters are made, and it makes perfect sense." - by Owen

"Hey Billy what is that huge gigantic machine, but I did not approve of you bringing that." by Keira

Gavin was being a bad boy, but he did not now that the needles he brought to school had spy cameras in them. - by Victor

S.W.S. - Week 37

"Ok we got him, but I think that he turned into a hedgehog." - by Austyn

Victor was singing the annoying skibidy SpongeBob SquarePants song, but he did not know that Mr. M. was about to scream. - by Gavin

The red pandas were finally free, but the naked mole rat thingymabobs had returned!!!! - by Taven

 

S.W.S. - Week 36

 

"Why do these bombs make a squeak noise, but that's why I got them from a pet store?" - by Nash

"Sir, you have a few screws loose, because you're throwing the canon balls you dumb DUMB!!!" - by Braden

Ishowmeet, the house builder was building a house, but he did not know that the war was started. - by Manoviraj

"Drop the bombs in 3, 2, 1, but wait captain, are we supposed to?" - by Brody

S.W.S. - Week 35

 

"I had a weird human walk on me, so you better be careful, dummies". - by Ebanehita

"This is our good castle, and we happily make the rules." - by Paisley

''We finally arrived at the pool party, but wait... I think the GPS made a wrong turn..." - by Taven

S.W.S. - Week 34

 

"I'll give you this land for 500 bird seeds, but not until we finish the guts from him." - by Taven

All the eagles are licking the giant, and they are giving him a massage. - by Mike

The weird little Keira birds came to have wonderful lunch, but they did not realize it was rhino Mr. M. - by Anna

S.W.S. - Week 33

"It worked, it worked, on Monday at 5:30, and now we are famous!"  - by Hadley

Gramma was asked to mow the lawn, but they did not know Dassen cursed a chair. - by Victor

The Simpsons found their couch, and it was getting stolen by Humpty Dumpty. - by Skyler

S.W.S. - Week 32

 

"Here is your luxury, best quality hotel, visitors!", but it wasn't really a best quality room... - by Elena

"A new barn to cut us up four humans who eat us, and grandma, were you even listening?" - by Parker

"Oh hello this new house, but it's luxury, eh?" - by Manoviraj

S.W.S. - Week 31

"Kids the awesome babysitter is here, and come play." - by Paisley

Mr. Grinch went knocking at every door and said, ''Little pigs, let me in", but the people of Chubbytown did not. - by Taven

"Can I live in your small basement, mom, and can I eat your flaming hot Cheetos?" - by Owen

S.W.S. - Week 30

 

Weirdest Mr. M. was riding a magical unicorn, and he broke his neck falling off the magical unicorn. - by Anna

"Hey, Big Bob, can you pass me the brain, and make it extra, extra smart." - by Everly

Old Frankenstein is in a frankenhospital, and he needs a big frankensurgery. - by Ezzeldin

S.W.S. - Week 29

 

The little, fat Japanese guy was eating some ramen, but he was too chubby to eat it. - by Brody

"I need to speak to a manager ASAP, since there's a fly in my chicken noodle soup". - by Mack

Bob was analyzing his spoon, and then the pepper showed up.  - by Everett

The serious, picky man said, "Did you put any old poison in here...?", but the man would still not eat the soup! - by Elena

S.W.S. - Week 28

 

"Hey guys, just stop - Donald Trump is too heavy, and I quit anyway." - by Nash

This man was getting pulled, and the person getting pulled was a noob. - by Mike

"What's up silly cowboy" said the robber, but he didn't know that he was really cooked. - by Ebanehita

S.W.S. - Week 27

 

Grammy invited some decapitated drunkies over, but the micro cat wanted to run away to Sabrina Carpenter. - by Jujhar

"Hey, Mary, don't touch amazing Fluffy, because she is very sick." - by Amy

The double chin family was cat sitting Mrs. Long Nose, but she was the walking dead. - by Brody

 "So how'd the babysitting go with Franky, and I hope he wasn't that bad today."  - by Braden

S.W.S. - Week 26

 

Double chin wanted aura, but Mr. and Mrs. Groopeypoopy were not laughing at the fat boy. - by Gavin

BOB stop it its my turn, and i don't like you - by Austyn

Hey do you like this weird bird, 'cause you look like oogly moogly foogly bird. - by Keira

S.W.S. - Week 25

 

"Hey everyone hide if you do not want to die, because his one eye is deadly." - by Hadley

All the boys were playing instruments, but one was learning how to have a triple chin. - by Victor

Old one-eye Joe is going into a bar in Mexico for a goofy hat, so he can fit in. - by Parker

S.W.S. - Week 24

"Hey, I want your expired mayo, so I'll trade my precious shovel from 1923 for it." - by Jujhar

"All done - I buried him, but can I have some mayo?" - by Austyn

"Hey what are we digging for again, ooh but aren't we digging for a body in the huge hill?"- by Keira

 

S.W.S. - Week 23

 

The hungry deer are having lunch, but the other deer is getting shot in the stomach. - by Ebanehita

"What's that red target on your chest, dude, and and now that I think about it a second time, it's a hunter's mark ... aaahhhh!" - by Braden

The deer were talking, and one had a double chin. - by Everett

The huge sus-looking deer from 99 nights in the forest got their bibs on, but what were those huge red circles for...? - by Taven

S.W.S. - Week 22

 

The evidence was too strong for innocent Goldilocks' case, and so he put it in the neighbour's yard.  - by Owen

I was cleaning out my room, and I had to get rid of all my stuff. - by Amy

A man crashed in the forest, and a bear started playing. - by Mike

S.W.S. - Week 21

 

Cell mate number 61 dug into the block buster sea, but then Mr. Bigfat Double Chin drowned every one. - by Brody

"Dig, brother, dig, and I can see your undies." - by Nash

The fish were trying to catch food, and the people were trying to catch them. - by Paisley

S.W.S. - Week 20

 

Crazy Mr. M. was laying on the floor, and he did not know that a bunch of little Amys would come to attack. - by Anna

Fat frog met mossy frog, but Giant moustache Patrick's humongous belly jiggled like Santa Claus while they jumped. - by Taven

I was taking a nap and frogs attacked me on the weekend at 2:30 pm. - by Amy

S.W.S. - Week 19

The Wendigo broke into the house last night because he wanted to sleep in the cozy bed. - by Mack

Insane Mr. M. was trying to sleep, but the weird dog would not leave him alone! - by Anna

The dog was trying to get help, and he didn't get help and he fell and died... yay! - by Skyler