"You know I saw a movie about hunters hunting moose and die a target on them, but good thing we're not moose." - by Zach
"Why is there a giant target on my big belly, and why are we only standing on two legs?" - by Jana
The weird, skinny deer dude finally meets his long lost brother, Bobby, and he's chubby like his black and white baby pictures. -Hungzey [Emily H.]
Fred ordered a bowl of water, but tiny Tico was in the middle of swimming lessons. - by Brooklyn
The dude thought his soup tasted weird, but it was probably the stinkin' Lincoln chicken.- by Wylie
"This food taste good, but why am I in a lab?"- by Gabe
Big Granny Puff invited weird looking Gilbert and Samantha for a visit, but did not notice that they were sussy men trading illegal substances. - by Cali
A woman had a fat cat, and the cat is sitting quietly. - by Eden
Gramp Gramp is gunna get rizzy and say "Hey, you wanna climb my tree in my front yard?" - by Jake A.
The mother pluh said to her kid pluhs, "look at our new home", but little did they know there was a fourth pluh with them. - by Jace
Cheeseball, the stinky chicken, was moving in, but Jerry Junior's massive butt was too big to fit through the door. - by Kristin
The three chickens were desperate for shelter, so then they went to the homie chicken suites. - by Colton
The chunky man tried to be friendly but all he got was juicy chicken legs. - by Violet
The president of the 3 hand clan said hi to Frank, but he was not worried about the 3 hand clan, he was wondering about those sick rides. - by Mason
The fat man was shaking hands with Jumbo Arms Joe, but he didn't know he was tricking him into getting sucked up in a UFO. - by Luca
Hey Frank, do you know who is mowing our precious lawn, and why is my chair missing? - by Jake J.
Larry's lellow lawn mower lassoed Larry's luxurious, lounging chair but, Larry laid longingly without his lovely, lounging chair. - by Emily P.
"Well that is always one way to wake up, and come to think of it is really kind of cute." - by Cooper
The two weird people were trying to find something, but they couldn't, so they went home. - by Brooke
"Are you telling me that's a stray dog on a boat? Well, let's get rid of it - it smells nasty." - by Emily H.
Some funky lamb was stuck on a raft, but Giant Jarod 3000 and Jamal Jackson Jaquavius Johnson was here to save the day. - by Beckham
