S.W.S. - Week 22

"I'm telling you guys, this big dog hasn't been rightfully neutered!!" - by Matthew

"Your honour, he's obviously guilty of eating his math homework!!!" - by Sophie

The big fat judge made her decision "meow". - by Lucas

"It was him - he caused the really stinky smell in the kitchen!" - by Emily

S.W.S. - Week 21

"What happen with all the fat passed-out dogs?" - by Griffin

"What happened to these curious cats frank?" - by Zander

"Who left the amazing yummy lasagna on the table?" - by Liya

S.W.S. - Week 20

"Listen up, fat guys, here's the epic plan." - by Colby

"Hi and welcome to my awesome and joyful classroom." - by Giuliana

"Can I get a ruff ruff?" - by Kane

"You dogs don't get your big white bones today." - by Aden

S.W.S. - Week 19

"Now I'v obviously jolly old Santa's favourite reindeer!" - by Sophie

Rudolph swiftly attacked the reindeer for not being kind. - by Owen

"Hmm. . .peaceful. . .I illegally killed all of the reindeer." - by Emerson

Ahh, the sweet and sour taste of reindeer blood. - by Sam

S.W.S. - Week 18

"I want some sour scrumdiddlyumchous lemonade, too." - by Landon

''I really wanna go crash their super lame party.'' - by Ella

"Hey, we should eat their soft flesh and crunchy bones." - by Kyle

S.W.S. - Week 17

"That dog ate Jimmy - why Jimmy?" :[ - by Malak

Their pet floated away in a blow-up yellow boat. - by Katie

"Oh no, adjective Paul turned adverb into a dog." - by Matthew

S.W.S. - Week 16

For week 16 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence as a caption or meme for the following "Far Side" comic.  They were then asked to revise their sentence by adding two adverbs/adjectives.  After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published.  Here are our winners:



"I'm easily blaming it on your ugly wife if we die Frank." - by Julian

"I think were heading for the dark grey clouds today." - by Leah

"I am going on a trip on a big airplane." - by Emily

"Dear Lord Jesus, take the crashing plane's wheel." - by Cayden