S.W.S. - Week 34

 

Did Queso just eat that old man's insides of that guy, and why am I talking about Queso?  - by Colby

The fat lady sat on her husband, and her fat husband got flattened. - by Anna

The boy got flattened by the sun, and the old lady absolutely didn't care about the poor boy. - by Jujhar

Saggy, dumb Burt melted, because the Earth over-rotated. - by Cooper

S.W.S. - Week 33

 

"Trespassers beware, so stop peeing in the bush and get off my lawn." - by Riggs

"So WHO'S the scary one with the slippers NOW, because it's DEFINITELY not you." - by Ezzeldin

Once upon a time, a big huge dude named Doofa hit a dude, and he got large towering gigantic karma. - by Charlie

S.W.S. - Week 32

 

They found a small boat and the two fat men said "Hey look, a fishing kit is in the boat!" - by Mack

"Don't run over the chubby, happy potato, and he's Bartholomule of Sandwich" - by Skyla

Dumbert the huge dog is stuck on a floatation device, but no one actually liked rizzless Dumbert! - by Violet

S.W.S. - Week 31

Ballerina Cappuccino blamed it on Tung tung tung tung tung tung Sahor, but little did they know it was Tralalello Tralala and Chimpanzini Bananini that sabotaged them. - by Wylie

Doug, the super juicy dummy, pressed the wrong button, and he crashed Dingus Air Lines!!!!!!!!!!!! - by Violet

I told you, Jim Bob, the weight limit was 2000 pounds, but what would I expect from you lousy pea brain  scoundrel.- by Zach

S.W.S. - Week 30

 

The goat accidently mistook the aliens as peaches, and it took a huge bite out of their butt!!!! - by Violet

The butt dudes are invading the earth, and the goat dude is going to break their ship. - by Gabe

The little guys were getting bullied for their butt bellies, and they had to go home for plastic surgery.  - by Cooper

The giant buts are super scary, and they're soon going to take over the world. - by Wyatt

S.W.S. - Week 29

 

The fat cows are waiting to get dinner, and the cows are very hungry. - by Mack

They are eating meat, and all the cows are watching him. - by Jamie

"This is what happens when you betray us, and you deserve it, Johnny - you deserve it!" - by Colby

S.W.S. - Week 28

 

The smirking dog dumped the wine out because he didn't have any where to let it go.  - by Gavin

The pretty, pink princess was turned into an ugly dog, and now she has to serve her dog family. - by Madi

The weird dog is giving the boombastic side eye, and grandma is baking prison food and drinks! - by Owen H.