Fred ordered a bowl of water, but tiny Tico was in the middle of swimming lessons. - by Brooklyn
The dude thought his soup tasted weird, but it was probably the stinkin' Lincoln chicken.- by Wylie
"This food taste good, but why am I in a lab?"- by Gabe
Big Granny Puff invited weird looking Gilbert and Samantha for a visit, but did not notice that they were sussy men trading illegal substances. - by Cali
A woman had a fat cat, and the cat is sitting quietly. - by Eden
Gramp Gramp is gunna get rizzy and say "Hey, you wanna climb my tree in my front yard?" - by Jake A.
The mother pluh said to her kid pluhs, "look at our new home", but little did they know there was a fourth pluh with them. - by Jace
Cheeseball, the stinky chicken, was moving in, but Jerry Junior's massive butt was too big to fit through the door. - by Kristin
The three chickens were desperate for shelter, so then they went to the homie chicken suites. - by Colton
The chunky man tried to be friendly but all he got was juicy chicken legs. - by Violet
The president of the 3 hand clan said hi to Frank, but he was not worried about the 3 hand clan, he was wondering about those sick rides. - by Mason
The fat man was shaking hands with Jumbo Arms Joe, but he didn't know he was tricking him into getting sucked up in a UFO. - by Luca
Hey Frank, do you know who is mowing our precious lawn, and why is my chair missing? - by Jake J.
Larry's lellow lawn mower lassoed Larry's luxurious, lounging chair but, Larry laid longingly without his lovely, lounging chair. - by Emily P.
"Well that is always one way to wake up, and come to think of it is really kind of cute." - by Cooper
The two weird people were trying to find something, but they couldn't, so they went home. - by Brooke
"Are you telling me that's a stray dog on a boat? Well, let's get rid of it - it smells nasty." - by Emily H.
Some funky lamb was stuck on a raft, but Giant Jarod 3000 and Jamal Jackson Jaquavius Johnson was here to save the day. - by Beckham
The weird monster found weird stuff, and he stored it in a destroyed shed. - by Jersey
"YAY, a marvelous day for an awesome picnic, but I see a few clouds." - by Kenzie
There was a bear carrying a basket, and he went to his junk pile. - by Senon
"We're almost there, so just keep digging!!!" - by Jana
Bob the fish said, "I hear somebody, but maybe it`s nothing." - by Gabe
The huge fish found 3 gigantic people, until he popped all their big pimples. - by Charlie
"Somebody help, please - these musketeers are strangling me, and it hurts a lot." - by Jake J.
The chubby donkeys stare at the dumb dumb dudes with the very pointy hat thingies, and they were pulling the chubster cheese dude. - by Kristin
Mr. Alfredo was getting dragged by 3 very dumb people, but he was happy at the the same time. - by Brett.
Some dog was sneaking in and then Garfield had a gassy-wassy, stinky, binky-dinky fart. - by Beckham
The chunky dog creepily crept into Carl's crusty cabin, but\Carl's cranky cat just captured crackers. - by Emily P.
The tiny cat was about to fall asleep when she saw her bestie. - by Brooklyn
"The doors clearly open if you are weirdly normal because Scott can't get in." - by Cali.
"Come on, fat people want more beer and they want you to play more music." -by Jake A.
Ben the banjo player, and Penny the pianist player played a great song. - by Zachary
The hysterically weird-looking, enormous grandma had red, juicy pimples. - by Violet
Old gram gram killed the four weird cats. - by Julia
"Professor Bob, I don't think that one likes math." - by Wylie
"I stared at the other old man." - by Senon
Two towering guys played with a mammoth bird with rabies - by Colton
Steve said to Randolf, "Wow! Are you guys twins?" - by Mason
For week 15 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "laughed". They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "laughed" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives. After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published. Here are our winners:
The tiny elf chuckled snow hard Santa got super dooper mad. - by Charlie
Yesterday I giggled at the green, evil Grinch. - by Kenzie
The two Squishmallows giggled at the two potatoes. - by Jersey
I giggled at something not funny. - by Brooke
For week 14 of Speed Week Sentences, the students were supposed to write a sentence using the word "said". They were then asked to revise their sentence by changing "said" to a more descriptive word and by adding two adverbs/adjectives. After editing their sentences for capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, we voted for our top 3 sentences to be published. Here are our winners:
Bob the Banana shouted that Garry the Potato is not witty. - by Zach
Six super slimy, slithery snakes shouted "see ya!" by Emily P.
Mr. M. cried he was not happy today. - by Jake A.
