Fred ordered a bowl of water, but tiny Tico was in the middle of swimming lessons. - by Brooklyn
The dude thought his soup tasted weird, but it was probably the stinkin' Lincoln chicken.- by Wylie
"This food taste good, but why am I in a lab?"- by Gabe
Big Granny Puff invited weird looking Gilbert and Samantha for a visit, but did not notice that they were sussy men trading illegal substances. - by Cali
A woman had a fat cat, and the cat is sitting quietly. - by Eden
Gramp Gramp is gunna get rizzy and say "Hey, you wanna climb my tree in my front yard?" - by Jake A.
The mother pluh said to her kid pluhs, "look at our new home", but little did they know there was a fourth pluh with them. - by Jace
Cheeseball, the stinky chicken, was moving in, but Jerry Junior's massive butt was too big to fit through the door. - by Kristin
The three chickens were desperate for shelter, so then they went to the homie chicken suites. - by Colton
